Day one:

Current relationship status - happy.

None of that soul-mate rubbish. That's just a creepy stalker being creepy and stalk-y. We hit it off a long time ago, we enjoy each other's company and rarely fight. Maybe some passive-aggressive stare offs and eye rolls and the odd door slam, (I said happy, didn't mention anything about levels of maturity) but on the whole, my relationship status can be described as happy.